March 2012
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I cannot properly explain my disappointment.
One of my ringtones is the sound of the Tardis.
I had it as an alarm this morning. And for a split second, in my head, I thought OH MY GOD. IT’S HERE. And then I actually woke up. And my phone fell on my face.
“The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset...”
– Lost in Translation (via modernmethadone)
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February 2012
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“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...”
– Banksy, from Cut It Out (via beardymcflannelpants)
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YOU GUYS.
I have an interview at buybuy BABY on Friday!
Depending on a few things though, I might have to stay at Target as well as going to buybuy BABY. Juggling two jobs, woooooooo.
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I know it's time for bed.
I know because Wind Beneath My Wings came on and I tried to serenade my cat.
And by the look she’s giving me, I believe she’s planning my assassination.
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I hate retail.
TL;DR - Target continues to shit on my face. (If you’d like to know more, be my guest)
So, a few things happened at work today. I get to work early, walked around a bit and saw it was pretty slow. I said to myself, “Hey, it’ll be a good night tonight. There aren’t a whole lot of people walking around and I think it’ll be slow.” While it was slow as fuck, it...
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“The sex drive of men is something we are all comfortable with in this country....”
– riese (via gleclair)
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Had this conversation at work the other day.
Me: This makes me angry.
Co-worker: What does?
Me: *Holds up a toy* This! On the package, it just says Thor's hammer. It has a name! And that name is not Thor's hammer..it's Mjolnir.
Co-worker: Jess, you're adorable.
“And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is...”
– Caitlin Moran, How to Be a Woman (via littlekitsch)
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Meh.
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Currently.
^ and planning future shenanigans.
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“People worry about kids playing with guns, and teenagers watching violent...”
– Nick Hornby (High Fidelity)
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Welp.
I think this was an attempt at being ~sexy~.
I don’t understand sexy. Yeah, I don’t think I ever got the memo.
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While listening to a police scanner..
Mom: They said that one girl could be in Tijuana.
Debbie: But that's 10 cop cars..twenty guys.
Me: Yeah, but why ten cars for one person? Unless they were a murderer.
Mom: Jess has her own story. Like Murder, She Wrote. We'll call you Jessica Rabbit.
Me: Mom, that's from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Mom: I know, but she's cute.
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WatchExcuse my frantic nature. But nothing like this ever happens in my neighborhood.
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brokentripod replied to your photo: Check out my sweet Batman halter top.
That is awesome!
Thanks! :D I like to think it’s a pretty sweet top but none of my friends here share my excitement. It’s a wee bit depressing.
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clementinebarish:
Literally just screamed at Denethor through my computer. “Ugh, you fucking fuck!” I really hate hearing people chew their food. And of course, he’s eating really juicy things. I’m dying.
Reblogging this because I really hate it. Anyone remember The Master eating in Doctor Who? Yeah, that was terrible. Absolute torture for me.
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Black Ops time.
And then probably doodles.